Football Winners Choose Captain Slap Head
24th January, 2008
Users at Football Winners have chosen Zinedine Zidane as the captain of their Slap Head Eleven. This week the vote is for the favourite baldy between the sticks. Popular choices are likely to be Fabian Barthez, Tim Howard, Kasey Keller, Brad Friedel, or somewhat controversially, Bruce Gobbelaar.
In other slap head news, Chelsea have signed French baldy Nicolas Anelka, as “they are scared that Everton have too big an advantage this season with their abundance of slap heads” reckon Gaz & Pete of Football Winners, who have been informed that “they only signed Anelka to ensure they had a good quota of slap heads”.
Mike Ashley (owner of Newcastle United), has had slap head issues recently, with the new manager King Kev simply having “far too much hair”. To counteract the imbalance, Ashley is keen to get legendary baldy Shearer into the dressing room.
Tom Hicks and George Gillet have been looking to sell/refinance the club, mainly because “Rafa wanted more slap heads in the side”. It has been said that the Arabs looking to buy the club “appreciate the importance of having a good old slap head in the side”.
Football Winners is a great new way to have a cheap punt on the top football fixtures, whilst having the chance to win some serious cash in return. The £2 ticket could win you over £140 this week if you get your selections right!
